my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….
How the world sees America.
That shall ignite the world
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
*points at an anime character* thats the love of my life *points at another anime character* thats the love of my life *points at 12 other anime characters* thats the love of m
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole